Hi, I'm Kevin.

I like poop, volleyball,

and Melanie.

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jangotat:

J. Cole - Lights Please

oh-mgc:

flyin-panda:

oh-mgc:

flyin-panda:

oh-mgc:

flyin-panda:

oh-mgc:

lol, ive been horny all day~

..

problem kebahn?~

you.. you didn’t tell me :’c

it was a secret c’: until now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

0 y4? you know what else is a secret? your middle name c:

… just cause youre my boyfriend doesn’t stop me from punching you.

<3 no one said you couldn’t 

OMFG

oh-mgc:

flyin-panda:

oh-mgc:

flyin-panda:

oh-mgc:

lol, ive been horny all day~

.. 

problem kebahn?~

you.. you didn’t tell me :’c

it was a secret c’: until now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

0 y4? you know what else is a secret? your middle name c:

oh-mgc:

flyin-panda:

oh-mgc:

lol, ive been horny all day~

.. 

problem kebahn?~

you.. you didn’t tell me :’c

oh-mgc:

lol, ive been horny all day~

.. 

quazza:

sfrfaceplant:

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere! 

I don’t like seeing people sad…

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A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON
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Lucy the Dinosaur! by Joey.
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